shimmies in the breeze

spider's golden orb
shines in the sunlight
shimmies in the breeze

Bathos

Bathetic smiles

phony as three-dollar bill

chilling victims' hearts

Wizardly Orbs

wizardly spinners golden silks glimmering sun shine magically

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_silk_orb-weaver

haiku spell

O slay lay lay Sings th' itinerant bard Dismay may may

Baddy the bait boy

Baddy the bait boy winnows many minnows to find the liveliest, & receives better baksheesh for'em